A: there is this girly girl in old town

i saw her at the bus stop yesterday

and immediately was like 'omg you are 4'11 with a jewey nose and cute hair....wannnnnnnt'

i am stalking her now

not in the modern creepy sense

but in the traditional "i am hunting prey" sense

B: ah like the 'hungry like the wolf' approach yes, continue

A: so i sat by her on the bus as she rocked out on her ipod

got off at the same stop

then STRATEGICALLY walked just slow enough so that i was always around her

then went to the starbucks so i could see where she went to

she works at the torpedo factory right next to me

so then today i made sure that i got on the exact same bus

sure enough she was there

made eye contact with her

soon i will start casually checking out the torpedo factory

to figure out which part she works in

maybe pretend i need to buy some art or something

and from there, conversation?

i think i got this on lock

B: that was one 'so i sniffed at her seat to capture her essence' away from me calling ya parents