A: The only motivation I have to go to this meeting is that I want to write in my new notebook. I'm having an internal struggle as to whether I want to write in pencil or pen...
B: Ooooh thats a tough one
A: Decisions, decisions. Maybe I will sharpen a pencil and then stab it into my eye so I don't have to finish this proposal
B: LOL thats a great idea. Then you can just write in blood. Problem solved!