A: i want a sandwich and mac and cheese is that too much?

whatevr we're anorexic we should eat more and tan more

B: if you were a girl i would take no issue with what you just said to me but considering you are a brown man, i'm a little concerned for you

A: lol i know i have a tanning problem apparently i am getting darker and i only want to get even more so. i wont rest until im just a pair of white eyes floating around in a silhouette-esq body